One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
We wish the ridiculously wonderful Rebel Wilson could star in every film!
The Avengers 2! Divergent! Beethoven's 6th! She could play a flawlessly funny bride in each one, LOLz!!
Ch-ch-check our the HIGHlarious homegurl crack-wise alongside the delicious groom Anthony Mackie in this clip from Pain & Gain (above)!
Aww!! We can't help but tear up thinking about Rebel's real pitch perfect wedding day!!!
See more of Marky Mark's hotness and Rebel's radiant ruby-red dress from the flick's Hollywood premiere (below)! And make sure you check out the flick this Friday, April 26th!