Season six of True Blood is going to be an absolute doozy!
No, scratch that… it's going to be a heart breaker!
If you haven't heard the news, we've learned that a MAJOR character will be killed off this season, which means we've got nothing but vampire blood tears running down our faces. We don't want to say anything further - you can read all about it HERE - but let's just say it's devastating!
First of all, there's crying. Lots and lots of crying.
Did we mention crying yet?
Which just leads us to indulging in bad habits like drinking:
And eating delicious pies:
Which obvi leads to even more bad decisions like having seksi times with people who should be off-limits:
And, in turn, makes us feel even worse about ourselves, which then just results into a horrible downward spiral:
In fact, not even a nice warm bath will help.
Or trying to make ourselves feel better with empty and useless compliments:
But this might:
Because after all…
And, no matter what lengths we go to find some peace with the news…
We'll never feel this happy again: