Here we go!
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Feeling a little low on body image these days?
No worries! Star magazine wants to make sure you understand that some celebrities face fitness challenges too!
Beyoncé might be killin' it with her hard-worked bod, but she's in the minority of this Spring edition of the Best and Worst Beach Bodies!!
Think you can guess who the others are???
IN OTHER NEWS…
Umm… we're all for true love and trusting in your partner, but this is 2013. Let's be smart here. Who KNOWS what could happen down the line, and we wanna make sure both parties are protected in a legal compromise. LOLz!
Kim Kardashian's armpit has been targeted, you guys.
HER FREAKING ARMPIT!!!
The majority of her pregnancy publicity might be negative, but it's gotta be flattering when the tabs are even calling your armpit out! Jayzus!!
BUT FOR MORE SERIOUS DISCUSSION…
We always take whatever The National Enquirer says with a grain of salt, but this week they dared to cover the Boston bombers. Accusing the feds of holding info back, the mag claims the boys trained at secret terrorist camps here in our own United States of America.
Shocking if true. Super shameful if false.
MEANWHILE IN NETWORK REALITY LAND…
Bachelor Sean apparently lost his will to be a virgin, and now his beloved is worried he's gettin' it on with his Dancing With the Stars partner.
Hmm. Yeah, doesn't sound like too much of a stretch to us! LOL!!
We mean, we're deeply sorry for Catherine if the allegations are true. We know she must have really believed this televised romance would work out in the end.
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
TIL NEXT TIME, ONLY 3 KARDAZZIAN VITAMINS A DAY!!!
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