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SURPRISE! We saved you one final treat!
And all in honor of Lindsay Lohan!
As everyone surely knows by now, the hard-pAArtying, troubled starlet will be heading back to her home away from home, rehab, in a few short days, where she'll serve her court-ordered, 90 days sentence in lieu of jail time!
Now, even though this isn't her first (or second, or third) time down this road, we thought it would be nice for some of the ceremony's guests — like former Queer Eye-er Jai Radriguez, Chelsea Lately's Heather McDonald, Michelle Buteau, Dance Mom Abby Lee Miller…AND our favorite RuPaul's Drag Race alums, including Manila Luzon, Chad Michaels and Alaska Thunderf-ck — to share with her some words of advice, wisdom, and solace!
Because LORD KNOWS she's gonna need it!
Ch-ch-check it all out (above)!