Ch-ch-check out the newly-released photos of Princess Charlotte (below):
[Image via David Sims/WENN.]
…to probably have sex with her in! Ha!
All right, so this relationship may very well be one of the murkiest out there. One day we hear they're so infatuated with each other, they can't keep their hands off each other at an LA hotspot.
The next? We're hearing she's tiring of Captain Jack's sword, lusting for Marie De Villepin instead!
"He had a bar built on his Bahamas property to look exactly like the one in The Rum Diary. The set designer created the plans."
We just don't even know how true this could possibly be.
Amber is a SIREN. A VIXEN!
But Johnny has GOD status. We're sure the sex was great, but would he really go to such lengths if she's made it clear she'd rather get nakie with someone else???