This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
We hope you have your fanciest suits and ties ready, because tomorrow night is the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner, one of the most prestigious gatherings of politicians, celebrities, and press of the year!
Well, at least it used to be that way according to Tom Brokaw!
The NBC news anchor says the once distinguished dinner party has become a bit of a laughingstock, and it's all thanks to Lindsay Lohan!
"For me the breaking point was Lindsay Lohan. She became a big star at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Give me a break!"
OUCH! For a 73 year-old, Tom still knows how to pack a punch!
But he didn't stop there, as we went on to say:
"There is more dignity at my daughter's junior prom!"
Jeez! Tell us how you really feel!
We also have sneaking suspicion that Tom's invitation for tomorrow night's dinner was lost in the mail! LOLz!
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