Holy delusional daydreams, Batman — who the heck would pay them that?!
Oasis split in 2009, but many fans still think the move was a ploy to generate buzz and even, with an eventual reunion tour, revenue.
Ill-tempered frontman Liam Gallagher is frankly sick and tired of that line of thinking; he insists the split with his brother Noel and the other boys has nothing to do with money at all!
In fact, he's willing to prove it to you… if you write him a check for approximately $46 million US!
"Listen, [a reunion will] happen when it happens, but it ain’t a fucking game – it’s the real deal. I read a lot of people going, ‘Oh, it’s just a blag, innit? So they can get some more noughts on their big fucking comeback.’ But I’m still me and he’s gonna be him… I ain’t changing for a million fucking pounds. I might do it for £30 million."
Oh, man — somebody totally needs a hug!!
Beyond that, we aren't sure he should hold his breath for that kind of payday!! What record company or private benefactor would spend so much cash on squashing a sibling rivalry?!
But, hey, maybe Liam should take his troubles to Kickstarter!!!
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