Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
Conan O'Brien was on hand at last night's White House Correspondents' Dinner to take on Hollywood, Washington and beyond!
CNN got it bad! As did the NRA, and Piers Morgan! ( who really should be on Downton Abbey)
Then, Conan made the best analogy of all time, equating the mainstream media to a high school cafeteria! He jested:
"Fox is the jocks, MSNBC is the nerds, bloggers are the Goths, NPR is the table for kids with peanut allergies… Print media, you're the poor kid that died sophomore year. Don't worry, we dedicate the yearbook to you."
To hear more, ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear all of Conan's crazy remarks! And make sure to listen to his Anderson Cooper-Rachel Maddow bit — it KILLED!