All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Barack Obama SLAYED at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night!
From the President's jab at CNN to comparing the GOP's love/hate relationship with sequester to a Taylor Swift album, he entertained a room full of celebs, reporters and big wigs in the media with some amazing jokes made at the expense of our government, including himself!
Like, who didn't LOVE that Photoshop with laser kittens and bald eagles?! Ha!
"I got 99 problems and now Jay-Z is one"
"I admire CNN's willingness to cover all sides of a story since one of them might be accurate"
"Michael Douglas, what's your secret? Could it be that you were an actor in an AARON SORKIN LIBERAL FANTASY?"
"It's like we're trapped in a Taylor Swift album."
"I remember when BuzzFeed was something I did in college around 2am."
Lots of belly laughs! Way to go, O!