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White House Correspondents' Dinner 2013: Watch President Obama's Opening Remarks HERE!

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Barack Obama SLAYED at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night!

From the President's jab at CNN to comparing the GOP's love/hate relationship with sequester to a Taylor Swift album, he entertained a room full of celebs, reporters and big wigs in the media with some amazing jokes made at the expense of our government, including himself!

Like, who didn't LOVE that Photoshop with laser kittens and bald eagles?! Ha!

In case you missed it, ch-ch-check out the video (above) to enjoy all of Obama's incredible jokes…which included some of our favorites:

"I got 99 problems and now Jay-Z is one"

"I admire CNN's willingness to cover all sides of a story since one of them might be accurate"

"Michael Douglas, what's your secret? Could it be that you were an actor in an AARON SORKIN LIBERAL FANTASY?"

"It's like we're trapped in a Taylor Swift album."

"I remember when BuzzFeed was something I did in college around 2am."

Lots of belly laughs! Way to go, O!

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19 comments to “White House Correspondents' Dinner 2013: Watch President Obama's Opening Remarks HERE!”

  1. thebigboot says – reply to this


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    Yep, great for our president to joke around while the country falls apart.



  2. 2

    he's a laugh a minute.

  3. Chris says – reply to this


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    Re: thebigboot – You're a dumbass. Do some reading on what happens at the correspondents dinner every single year.

  4. Thebigboot says – reply to this


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    Re: Chris – alright asshole, our dipshit president could t put it aside for one year? No, because he's got to play celebrity! Couldn't even visit the town of West. God, go jump off a cliff because god knows you're too stupid to use common sense.



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    Re: Thebigboot – God forbid there be some comic relief in a time of great distress for our country. You're acting like the republicans sitting in the audience. Lighten up.

  6. Matt says – reply to this


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    Re: Thebigboot – Falling apart? Haha my lifes great and is getting better. Thanks Mr. President for a fun night of laughs. You Republicans are such sad little people haha.

  7. Alex_ says – reply to this


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    Re: Thebigboot – You're the one that needs to jump off a cliff due to a lack of common sense. You act like this is the only year where the country is in some type of distress. News flash, America has been going down hill for years, yet I'm sure you had no problem with past correspondents dinners and all the other presidents putting the countries needs aside to "play celebrity"

  8. Chris says – reply to this


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    Re: Thebigboot – I'm too stupid to use common sense? This coming from the idiot who thinks that if Obama cancelled one nights event that the countries issues would be solved. I suggest you jump off that cliff, dumbass.

  9. Jamie says – reply to this


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    Re: Thebigboot

    It would serve you well to read a newspaper or two before you comment on things you clearly no nothing about. President Obama visited West last week and spoke at the memorial service for fallen first responders. Reading is fundamental, honey.



  10. 10

    nice when you have script writers :/ maybe he should quit hobnobbing with celebs and get back to his real job? Never ever seen a president more desperate to be a celebrity before a being a politician. Its almost like he became president just to be in with A-list celebs like Oompah and B'yonce.

  11. im celebrity , says – reply to this


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    he's the best in decades !

  12. teeter totter says – reply to this


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    Re: im celebrity , – You have to be kidding!
    I lost my job of 25 years to China under his watch and am now struggling to live on Social Security and a small royalty check. Not easy in SoCal, but at least my building is rent controlled.
    And why cannot you get both your own Social Security and your spouses? We both contributed. It is just not fair.
    If someone tried to push a bill through Congress to correct this, I would campaign for the

  13. teeter totter says – reply to this


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    Re: im celebrity , – You have to be kidding!
    I lost my job of 25 years to China under his watch and am now struggling to live on Social Security and a small royalty check. Not easy in SoCal, but at least my building is rent controlled.
    And why cannot you get both your own Social Security and your spouses? We both contributed. It is just not fair.
    If someone tried to push a bill through Congress to correct this, I would campaign for them like crazy and contribute what small amounts I could.



  14. 14

    Re: im celebrity , – the best what? 1 in 5 Americans on food stamps, so glad you're happy and don't expect much.

  15. im celebrity , says – reply to this


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    you ppl need to sstop crying Regan and bush did that to you all with all them numbers that were mirage ,not Obama
    i cant wait to see the Obama movie when it comes out ,, lets take it to pebble beach baby , bring tiger and jay z i wanna hear the full track

  16. la bella vita ! says – reply to this


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    Re: shaygirl1309

    don't be bubble brain sweetheart ,is no mystic ,people are on welfare ,simply because wall street took all the money out yall on bad real state deals and mirage numbers that did not exist ,mean while investors sold the american union worker for 25 cents hour to china , while fox network sold their mother for dollar ,now you all wondering ,why people are parting lil bit ? go get laid
    screw yall im going shopping !

  17. broohaha says – reply to this


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    bet tay gave him the stink eye

    bama haters - well at least the crowd is laughing with him and not at him unlike a certain other president who kept comedians busy for at least seven years. he was definately the gift that kept on giving.

  18. Wadell says – reply to this


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    white people are too uptight What fun party !

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