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Reese Witherspoon Claims Her Baby Steals Her Brain In Pre-Arrest Interview!

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Ohhh, no WONDER Reese Witherspoon was acting so strangely on the night of her arrest…

Baby Tennessee had stolen her brainz! LOLzz!

In an interview for Red magazine which was conducted before that fateful night when Reese drunkenly decided to get in the car with her booze filled husband, the Election star dished on how her new baby "stole [her] brain" AND how she is so grateful to have such supportive girlfriends.

In regards to Baby Tennessee and memory loss, Reese shared:

"Ever since I had the baby, I can't remember anything. Serious, this child stole my brain. I'm losing friendships over forgetting to get back to people. But you can't keep up with everything. I've got a 13-year-old, a nine-year-old and a baby."

But it's cool, cause Reese has AWEsome ladyfriends to help her when her brain is acting all whack!

And, you know, to mix anti-hangover concoctions after incidents of public drunkenness.

Reese dished:

"I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends. They have literally gotten me up out of bed, taken my clothes off, put me in the shower, dressed me, said, ‘Hey, you can do this,' put my high heels on and pushed me out the door! But you do have to work at friendships as much as you would any relationship."

Aw true that, sistahfriend.

Too bad her friends weren't around to advise the actress and her husband to NOT drive after hitting the bottle.

And also, what an example of foreshadowing this magazine cover is (above)! Someone's looking a tad disheveled while sitting in that car's passenger seat, LOLz!

[Image via Red Magazine.]

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15 comments to “Reese Witherspoon Claims Her Baby Steals Her Brain In Pre-Arrest Interview!”



  1. 1

    Anyone who needs someone else to "literally gotten me up out of bed, taken my clothes off, put me in the shower, dressed me, said, ‘Hey, you can do this,' put my high heels on and pushed me out the door!" is an selfish, insecure, whiny, needy diva. Not surprising, this is also a perfect description of Reese Witherspoon.

  2. ??? says – reply to this


    2

    People have to dress her? Are you freaking kidding me? Sounds like a raving drunk to me…

  3. michelle says – reply to this


    3

    Does anyone else think this photo is hilariously ironic- post arrest? Poor Reese…



  4. 4

    Re: Kittens With Mittens – I thought so too. We all have times when we need someone to lean on, but this is what a mom does for a five year old who doesn't want to go to school, not an adult.



  5. 5

    HUm… Hasn't anyone understood she's using an humorous metaphor when she illustrates the help her friends have given her ?
    *sigh*

  6. Danielle says – reply to this


    6

    Re: overthere – she says: they have LITERALLY gotten me out of bed… Etc
    *sigh*



  7. 7

    Awe… What a clever way to not only bring sympathy upon yourself from others but also to completely evade responsibility for being a "diva" with a big, loud, egotistical mouth in the process… Just because you throw "Motherhood and your baby" into the equation does not mean you you should be exempt from being treated like an everyday citizen that can't shut her mouth when a cop says "sit down and be quiet!" Nice way to try and get sympathy for being a celebrity and a Mom… Very classy!



  8. 8

    Re: Danielle
    Clearly you don't see the word "using" in your own statement… lmfao! She's USING her child and the "sympathy" card to stay America's sweetheart in the public's eyes after she just behaved like a complete celebrity-diva- douchebag. It's not clever and anyone that can't see how she is trying to get the public back into her good graces is an idiot!…SIGH….!



  9. 9

    Re: MrsJustBeKoz79 – oops sorry Danielle I meant to post that for the person above you lol whoops! :)



  10. 10

    WHAT A BUNCH OF BS….DIVE BLAMES IT ON HER BABY…WHAT A LOSER…SHE IS SUCH A HAS BEEN WHORE



  11. 11

    In another magazine she blames her parents divorce.



  12. 12

    bet her girlfriend is chelsea handler with a bottle of vodka.



  13. 13

    Why all the hate? Shes just sayin that when times are tuff her gf's are there for her. Shes human for Gods sake. Everyone has dealt with crap in their lives where they didn't wanna get out of bed and were upset.

  14. The Matrix says – reply to this


    14

    Maybe booze is her baby, and it has stolen all her brain cells.

  15. @v@ says – reply to this


    15

    Pregnancy does deplete your body in a big way. Try a complete range of supplements (vitamins, healthy fats and minerals) to bring the levels back, and get expert advice if you're not sure which ones. Speaking to a nutritionist doesn't hurt either. Once the whacky hormone levels go back to more normal, she ought to be a lot better…but
    probably still protectively mouthy. : P