It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Carrie Fisher just won't give us a straight answer!
"I like being bought by Disney, because they never wanted to buy me before."
Well, that seems like a confirmation, right? But you'll notice she gets sillier and sillier the longer she talks about it! She says:
"I'm glad they are doing a new movie because they are sending a trainer to my house so I can get in really good shape. So I'm really eating a lot of sugar in advance, as you can see. By the time I really get down to it I will have eaten everything."
Well, unless she wants to come back as Leia the Hutt, we're guessing she's kidding about the eating everything! We just hope she's serious about getting bought!
Well, not bought! Just well paid! Bought makes her sound like a slave Leia! LOLz!