That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Directioners, some of you have really got to calm down!
We know you ALL want a piece of cutie cupcake Harry Styles, but you can’t kill him in the process!
The poor One Direction hunk had an EXTREMELY close call as he tried to leave his hotel in France, supposedly without proper security.
Well, we could've told him that was dangerous!
Sure, it has to be nice to be welcomed outside by a bunch of screaming girls, but it’s probably not so nice to be almost CRUSHED by them!
Our little stud might have been so scared, but he hung in there!
And Harry's people, get him some extra security!
[Image via WENN.]