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Amanda Bynes Wants To Look Like A Stripper, Digs Justin Bieber's Swaggy Style, And Is About To Record An ALBUM!
Holy hair extensions guys…
In a move that BAFFLES us to no end, Amanda Bynes — the girl who claims to want privacy but then posts half naked pics of herself on the interwebz — apparently decided to give an interview to TABLOID magazine InTouch.
And yes, it is every bit as odd and disconcerting as the retired actresses' Twitter page.
Not only does girl admit to piercing her cheeks so that she could look more like famous stripper Blac Chyna, she also talks about a potential fashion line that would take inspiration from the Olsen Twins and Justin Bieber's swaggy style AND reveals plans to work on an ALBUM.
Ummmm… can girl even sing??
Oh yeah, and she addresses her extremely whack and unhealthy weight loss goals (again).
Amanda Bynes: I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care. The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to.
AB: I only have hot friends. They have my back until I die.
AB: I’m getting in shape for all the photo shoots. I like being 100 pounds… 21 to go!
AB: I’ll design clothes and sing because I want to, not because I need the money. I love singing and I can’t wait to start working on an album.
Do you think you have any issues with addiction?
AB: I don’t drink. I’m allergic to alcohol.
Is it true you needed to shave your head after a bad dye job?
AB: Yes, I had to shave my head. It’s so annoying to have no hair at 27. I have extensions that I love but I miss my own hair.
Explain the facial piercings.
AB: I wanted to look like Blac Chyna.
You’ve said you’re starting a fashion line.
AB: I love Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s clothing line…and I love how Justin Bieber dresses. My line will be a mixture of sick styles, and it’s going to be for everybody.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
AB: Happily married!
[Image via Twitter.]