Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Slap our scrotum and call us Sally — there's a magnificent magician in the house!
Eric Dittelman visited The Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday, boldly claiming he could read the HIGHlarious host's mind!!
He did not disappoint!
The super-duper psychic blindfolded himself before asking Ellen to draw something on a sheet of paper and… you need to see the rest with your own eyes!!
Ch-ch-check out The Amazballz Eric (above)!
Whoa!! This dude has an incredible talent!!
If he can't land a gig performing on a stage in Sin City, he should at least hang out by the roulette table and make his fortune, LOLz!!
Was this some sort of hoax or do U think Eric really read Ellen's mind?