Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Will Michael Lohan ever learn when to butt out??!
Probably not, but we're not complaining!!!
While it was said that Lindsay Lohan would be going to New York's Seafield to complete her 90 day court-ordered rehab stay, Papa Lohan has confirmed that it is actually between Morningside in Newport Beach and The Lukens Institute in Palm Beach.
However, being the loving father that he is, Michael isn't so keen on Lindsay returning her old stomping grounds at Morningside. Instead, Michael would MUCH prefer daddy's little girl go to Lukens, but apparently lawyer Mark Heller will do just about anything to prevent that from happening!
So WHY is Lindsay's not-so-trusty lawyer so against Lukens?!
“Lindsay has communicated to me and even the owners and clinicians at The Lukens Institute in Palm Beach that she wants to go there, but Mark Heller cut a deal to get a referral fee if she goes to Morningside in Newport Beach. IRONICALLY, the same rehab who has had mutiple legal issues and even leaked that she was going there about a year ago but never did. But just today, they called a tabloid to leak it again. Just look at my twitter and the dirt on this place, then look st Lukens.
And although the City Attorney will sllow Lindsay to go to Lukens, Mark Heller lied to her and said she she is not approved. Why? Because Lukens doesn’t pay off people like Morningside does! If Lindsay wants real treatment and the best treatment, she will go to Lukens like SHE WANTS.”
Confused yet??! US TOO.
Something smells fishy, but we don't know where to look!
This is more madness than even we can swallow.
If anything we would think LiLo would WANT to go to Morningside because they allow their patients smoke and we all know how important her ciggys are to her!
Seriously though, we're not sure WHO to believe or WHERE Lindsay is going
for her 270 costume changes to treat her addiction.
Yet, what we DO know with absolute certainty is that this mayhem does NOT seem like the ideal way to start the looonnngggg road to recovery.