Gotta stand up for his sister!
The famous father also rapped that he and the blonde beauty "might still have sex." Ugh.
[Image via Taylor Swift/Instagram.]
OMG STOP IT!
Mariah Carey, you have the perfect life!
Tuesday night, she and hubby Nick Cannon celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary (and their twins' second birthday) by renewing their vows at mother 'effin DISNEYLAND!!
We've seen them go extravagant before, but this really takes the Tinkerbell-shaped caked!!
Okay, so LOL — we have no idea if they actually had a cake inspired by the famous fairy… BUT we do know that Mariah ARRIVED to Sleeping Beauty's castle ON CARRIAGE!!
There, Nick welcomed his princess in full prince attire (shout out to Cinderella's stylists), and the two exchanged magical vows better than any celebrity couple could imagine. HA!
And the twins!! So cute!! Did the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique style them!?!?!
The SoCal park had closed the area off for the romantic festivities, giving Nick and Mariah the privacy they paid for. And from the looks of MiMi's vines, it would appear as if they even stayed at the coveted Dream Suite — a luxurious hotel-like home nestled above the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction in the New Orleans Square section of the park.
Highly unattainable (guests can only win the room in a contest or be rewarded with the keys), we're sure the Disney execs had NO problem giving the extremely public couple access to it.
CONGRATZ, GUYS!! You totally deserve every ounce of pixie dust!
[Image via Twitter.]