Amber Rose is SO done with being known as Kanye West's ex-girlfriend!
In the beauty's very calm and measured response (take note, Yeezy!), she explained:
We've often wondered how John Stamos lost his virginity- and now he does too!
The Full House star ran into his old bandmate's sister a few years ago, and awkwardness ensued! John says:
"I said, 'Nice to meet you.' She said, 'Meet you?! Don't you remember? I took your virginity.'
I was shocked. She didn't look quite the same. She was a bit older and bit rounder.
I said to her, 'I remember now. We were driving and I dropped my keys between my legs and you grabbed me.' She was like, 'No, it was more romantic than that. I held your hand and we walked through a park together.' The stories were vastly different."
That interaction gave John an amazing idea. He dropped his keys and looked around. LOLz!
The show, co-produced by Super-Size Me director Morgan Spurlock, will feature interviews with celebs who will tell John their most intimate deflowering details. John says:
"One very big star said, 'I gotta be on your show.' He said, 'My first time was in a cornfield and there was poison oak in the field. So every time I have sex now, I itch.' That's the kind of story I want on the show."
Um, yes please! Name names! Now! LOLz!
[Image via Owen Beiny/WENN.]