We guess the flowery speech that Lindsay Lohan's lawyer Mark Heller gave to the judge this morning about how his client was "ensconsed in the bosom" of Morningside Recovery was just a fantasy…
Because Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos is NOT settling into her new digs at the Newport Beach
treatment facility sober living center, because even though she DID show up and went inside, girl apparently left after claiming that she didn't need rehab!
One supposed insider reveals:
"She told people there that she didn’t need rehab. And then she left. Everyone was stunned."
Lilo was also spotted earlier this AM shopping at Fry's Electronics in Fountain Valley, CA…
Maybe she had forgotten her phone charger and needed to pick up a spare? But then WHY is she not comfortably charging her phone in her court-ordered state of confinement??
There is now even suspicion that Lindsay is running away and heading back to NYC.
Santa Monica City Attorney Terry White said of the rumor:
"If there’s credible confirmation she’s heading back to New York, then I’m going to have to go in and ask the court to issue a warrant."
Holy effing sh*tballz.
We don't know WHAT lindsay is thinking if she really is attempting to return to NY…
She's acting like a petulant child, whining over rehab even though she BROKE THE LAW and would otherwise (most likely) be in jail if it weren't for her star status.
And the sad part is? NONE of this is even that shocking.
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