Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
But that wasn't the case!
And so it begins.
Lindsay Lohan is required by law to be sitting pretty at a stay-in rehab center TODAY (May 2), but in typical Lilo fashion, girl will be arriving at her rehab of choice later than expected as she MISSED her initial flight out of NYC and had to borrow a friend's private plane instead.
But WHERE is Lindz going to spend her 90 days of mandated confinement?
But we imagine Lindz is delighted about the prospect of staying at a place that houses
patients clients in private homes right across the street from the bay AND which boasts such activities as hiking, kayaking, and trips to Disneyland.
Dayum, who knew reckless driving, lying to a police officier, and soaking oneself in booze would have such comforting consequences? LOLz.
Actually, no it's not even funny… just crushingly depressing.
The facility also allows Lindz to bring personal item and clothes (although who knows if they even have the space to accommodate Lindsay's 270 outfits), and IF her laptop/phone use is deemed appropriate, she will be allowed access to them as well.
Obviously, no pills — over the counter or otherwise — are tolerated, and anything with alcohol — even mouthwash — is banned.
Seems like girl has managed to secure herself a pretty sweet ass deal (once again). But who knows, maybe THIS time it'll stick.
We're not holding our breath.
Ch-ch-check out some snaps of Lindsay's home for the next 90 days (below)!
[Image via Retna LTD.]