Once again, the Kardashians have monopolized the tabloids.
On one cover, we see a slimmer Khloe Kardashian flaunting her seXXy bikini body, sans 30lbs!
And on another, there's an angle of Kim Kardashian that kinda makes her look like Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham…
But the WORST this week is the cover about a woman alleged to be their former nanny, who's 'revealing all' by spreading salacious tales about "teen sex romps" in the parents' bed!
This supposed nanny also insists she witnessed years of cruel mind games and violence, and reports that Khloe endured harsh verbal abuse from her mother over being chubby.
Umm… didn't this JUST happen?? But with Robert's widow??
Pshh… anything to make a buck, we guess!
For those of you who enjoy a little darkness in your day, The Globe is giving you just that! Pick them up next time you're waiting in line to read all about Garth Brooks' supposed life of lies. You'll also get some vomit-inducing pics of the Boston bombing suspects… or at least it's supposedly them!
BUT IN HAPPIER NEWS…
Kate Middleton actually knows how to keep it together, and for that we applaud her to infinity and beyond. Hmm… speaking of gratuitous Disney references, why haven't we seen THEM at Disneyland, yet??
They've got enough coin. They can totally pull a Mariah Carey and rent the place out! LOLz!
But anyways, her pregnancy is giving everyone butterflies, because it's basically like everyone's sister is about to have a baby. And we just can't get enough of it!!
CLICK HERE to learn how she and Prince William spritzed romance all over their 2-year anniversary!
And CLICK HERE to see how she's still absolutely perfect, even when her hubby is away on their actual anniversary date! Gurl knows how to carry that baby weight well!!
Tags: kate middleton, khloe kardashian, kim kardashian, miranda lambert, tabloids