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Looks like Santa Monica City Attorney Terry White is going to have to throw out that warrant we know he was ready to issue for Lindsay Lohan's arrest!
Because it appears that following her last-minute legal circus, which resulted in her canning of attorney Mark Heller and immediate re-hiring of Shawn Chapman Holley, the troubled starlet has been signed, sealed, and delivered to her new, locked-down home for 90 days: the Betty Ford Clinic!
In fact, while there's yet to be an official confirmation, insiders claim that Lindsay actually made it to the Rancho Mirage facility before midnight last night…which means that she fulfilled her obligation to be enrolled by May 2nd!
That's right! Despite telling Morningside Recovery that she didn't need rehab, sources close to her now assert that she's FINALLY ready to cooperate and stop making the lives of everyone around her miserable!
And it's all thanks to Miz Holly!
"Lindsay went back to rehab last night, and arrived before midnight. Lindsay ISN’T back at Morningside. Her former attorney, Shawn Holley, was officially brought back on the case yesterday after Lindsay was calling her all day Thursday. Shawn was able to convince prosecutors that Lindsay was taking rehab seriously, but her former attorney, Mark Heller, bungled everything.
She is currently doing OK. She was panicked earlier and was really scared because she felt the whole situation could have been more organized, and she expected that it should be.
Right now, Lindsay is focused on getting better. She wanted the drama to end, and that is why she fired Mark Heller. She was literally telling Shawn she would sell a body party if she would take her on as a client again. Shawn agreed, and Lindsay appreciates everything she has done for her. When Shawn says jump, Lindsay will automatically do so."
We certainly hope so, for what that woman has been able to do for her over the years…and again NOW!
For goodness sake, she got her back into Betty Ford - AKA the facility at which she was staying when she allegedly ASSAULTED one of their staffers back in 2010! We would have expected her to be BLACKLISTED!
All we know for certain is that there is no shortage of miracles for this girl when it comes to slithering out of trouble, and we just hope that she realizes how lucky she is that she's not sitting in a jail cell right now, as many believe she should be.
So please, Lindsay, for the love of God this time:
Do what you're told, and DO NOT LEAVE.
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