Aw isn't it nice how celebs have SO MUCH CHOICE when it comes to receiving punishment for their crimes? Siiighhhh.
Lindsay Lohan caused mass hysteria yesterday when she fled from Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach, CA.
Thankfully, it seems after LOTS of legal drama — which included the firing of Mark Heller and the re-hiring of Shawn Holley — Lilo managed to find her rehab home for the next 90 days at the famed Betty Ford Center.
But WHY was Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos SO against Morningside? And what made her settle on her former rehab haunt?
One insider reveals:
"She needs rehab and the whole world knows it. She showed up [at Morningside Recovery] in the morning and hated it. She thought the facilities are gross. … She is interested in going back to Betty Ford because she knows everyone there."
Well, we just hope the people over at Betty Ford are prepared for the inevitable DRAMZ that come along with harboring Lindsay Lohan.
OH WAIT, of course they are, because they've ALREADY dealt with her shenanigans!
Remember when she (allegedly) assaulted one of their staffers back in 2010?!
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