All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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It all makes sense now! Lindsay Lohan is a real life magic maker who bewitches people into doing what she wants…
Because that is the ONLY explanation that would make us understand WHY Lilo's ex-lawyer — who she FIRED — decided to take the troubled starlet BACK last night as a client, especially since Lindz reportedly owes her about $300,000 in legal fees.
But magic or no, it's true. Mark Heller, the man who LIED to the judge yesterday when he claimed Lindsay was ensconced in the bosom of Morningside Recovery when she was really shopping at Fry's Electronics is OUT, and Shawn Holley is IN after some (supposed) excessive begging from Lilo.
And lucky for Lindz, Shawn apparently used her savvy lawyering skills to finagle a rush deal with the LA City attorney for Lindsay to attend the Betty Ford Center…
Although no news as to whether or not Lindz has arrived at THAT rehab location, or if she's pulled another disappearing act.
"Lindsay cut a last minute deal with the D.A. to go to Betty Ford. Shawn Holley helped to broker the agreement with [Los Angeles] City Attorney [Terry White] late Thursday night. It’s unclear if she has checked in."
Last we heard is that if Lindsay is NOT physically dwelling in an approved treatment facility by 6am TODAY, she will be arrested…
So stay tuned, folks, cause we have a feeling the drama is only going to intensify in this latest installment of The Adventures of Lindsay Lohan: The Kid Who Lives Like There's No Consequences!
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