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Kristen Stewart Bans Robert Pattinson From Sexing Her Up!

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Kristen Stewart must be going MAD.

KStew apparently refuses to get down and diirrtty with her gorgeous man, Robert Pattinson.

The actress' decision to abstain came after she and Rob agreed to stay at mother Jules Stewart's crib while she goes through a nasty divorce.

A source spilled:

"They’re living with Jules because she’s going through a rough divorce from Kristen’s dad John. It’s having a bad effect on Rob and Kristen’s sex life – they’re too afraid to have any with her mum in the house.”

While we feel for Jules in her time of need, it is NO excuse for such unsexy behavior.

Gurl, we don't care WHERE you are or WHAT the circumstance is! It is a crime not to take advantage of your handsome boyfriend any chance you get!

If anything, we're sure your hippie mama would be happy you're getting satisfied under her roof.

Now, go to your room right now and do to Rob exactly what we wish we could do to him!!!

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16 comments to “Kristen Stewart Bans Robert Pattinson From Sexing Her Up!”

  1. Natta1721 says – reply to this


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    OK SO ..
    THIS WAS JUST DUMB!

    WE ARE TOTALLY GOING A LITTLE BEYOND HERE>

    LETS DEMAND THAT K STEW "TAKE CARE OF HER MAN?"

    This is super lame Perez!Why should we care about thier sex life any more or less then anyone else? IS that the whole idea behind squashing laws agianst gay marriage. What a classless article. OMG! K Stwe isn't taking care of RPatz needs? Please, give me a break. Next story!

  2. marcela says – reply to this


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    Jo kristen musite s robem dohnat to co ste nemeli ja vim ze sex neni jedina vec ktera vas spojuje ale na jednu stranu sex je dulezity me pripada ze se zacinate chovet jako edward a bella ale zase je hezke ze berou ohledy na jeji matku ale kdyby to bylo tak akutni tak si objednaji pokoj v hotelu a ja si myslim ze jsou porad v lacse kdyz jsou spolu i bez sexu!!

  3. AFERN says – reply to this


    3

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  4. 4

    Perez's posts seem unusually horny today.

  5. fanny says – reply to this


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    There is more Rob and Kristen dating. Ended.
    Rob is living his life in NY, knowing other beautiful women and still enjoying some of the past as Katy.
    He might even be working in NY, but that's not all. Just one or two meetings to settle a contract. He has agents and representatives for this part bureaucratic. He is in NY having fun with your real friends, Tom, Bobby, Marcus. The gang of sticky part of LA gang Kristen.
    Rob alone in NY going to theaters, good shows, expensive restaurants. Anda always smiling and this tidy.
    Rob not in NY with that gray hoodie, not with that old shirt of Che Guevara who always walks when it alongside Kristen and OG.



  6. 6

    TOTALLY MADE UP STORY !!!
    HOW CAN ANYBODY KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THEIR BEDROOM ?

  7. Ron says – reply to this


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    Well Peres why can you suck Rob's dick if you like him…ohh sorry he's a manwhore not a gay!!! Hehehehe

  8. mini cooper says – reply to this


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    There's always the mini cooper, it's worked for her before.

  9. mls8662 says – reply to this


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    i doubt that they are living with her mother. If they were there is a separate guest house on the Malibu property. Kristen's parents have been separated for years. There would be no reason for them to be staying with Jules. First time I saw this story it was Rob telling Kristen"no sex". He's in New York, she's in California. That distance would be a pretty good reason for them not to have sex. Don't you think?

  10. conniecappadonia says – reply to this


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    You guys don't know anynthing they have sex kristen would.not ddo that to robert



  11. 11

    Oh for crying out loud! Why is it that none of you can fathom a relationship without sex every bloody day?! Are you all nymphomaniacs or something?

  12. teeter totter says – reply to this


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    If they are staying in the same house, then good idea to be polite and show respect. If there is a separate guest house as another poster mentioned, then no problem as long as they keep the noise level down :)

  13. Barbie says – reply to this


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    Come on now Perez tell the truth! Rob and Kris have not been living with Jules. The truth is Jules left Kris' dad several years ago for another woman. Jules is lesbian and has a companion that she lives with. All this "hoopla" is over nothing. Jules filed for a divorce from Kris' dad about a month after the Rupert thing. So this terrible divorce everyone is talking about is no big thing. And Rob lives at his own house and Kristen lives in her own house not with jules.

  14. Kay says – reply to this


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    Re: Barbie – It looks like they do live at their own houses. There was a pic online recently of Rob in his home with a Florence band member. They have their own way of being…whatever. Whether they are exclusive or not, no one really knows. But he certainly doesn't look as besotted as he did before her "dalliance". He looks like he's very patiently trying to work it with her, but he doesn't look at her the same way. Maybe that was for the best? They both should play the field. They are too young to settle so soon.

  15. Really? says – reply to this


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    I don't believe this for a second. What I do believe is Kristen would probably do it right in front of her mother. Remember Kristen's mom took Kristen to meet Rob at a hotel a few years back. Where do you think Kristen gets all her wild ways?

  16. bjsmith says – reply to this


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    I really don't believe this story. Kristens mother does not live alone. She lives with her girlfriend. You must have made this up from the pictures of Rob paddle surfing in Malibu where KS mother has a beach house.. Any ways nobody knows anything about their sexual life if there is one. According to pictures we see of Rob in NY he does smile quite a lot and seems to be free and relaxed. He hides his face and looks so unhappy when he is with KS. Most of Robs fans just want him to be happy.