All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Guess what, you guys?!
Today isn't just Cinco de Mayo!
It's the day that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo stars "Mama" June Shannon and her gentleman caller, Sugar Bear, officially became husband and wife!
The parents of reality superstar Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, who met in an on-line chatroom nine years ago, are finally getting hitched, and TLC cameras were down in McIntyre, Georgia, to capture every glorious moment!
Even better?! All guests have been instructed to dress in COMPLETE redneck styles…AKA hot pink and/or camouflage!
In all honesty, we sincerely hope that today's union is just as magical as every second that their family has given us on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!
Congrats congrats, you two! Now WEEEEEERK!