They should change the name of the show to AWKWARD! With Kelly and Michael!
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Cause even though we thought that Chris Brown and Rihanna were currently enjoying an on phase of their continuous on again/off again relationship, the collector of Fine China himself revealed this weekend — which was also the weekend of his birthday — that they are NOT together, and that he's focusing on himself now.
"Imma [celebrate my bday] solo. I mean, at the end of the day, [Rihanna] doing her own thang, she on the road. It's always gonna be love. I'm a grown man, just gotta fast forward. I'm always gonna love that person. I cant be focused on wife-ing someone that young. I need to be the best Chris Brown I can be."
Wait… so is he saying that the reason they aren't together for now is because someone wanted a RING and someone else wasn't quite ready to commit?!
Or perhaps he's simply saying that they are both too young and have too much going on in their lives at the moment to even consider being in a serious relationship. Which is actually pretty smart.
But obviously, it seems Chris is certain that WHEN the time is right, he and RiRi WILL be together, which is a tad presumptuous, don't ya think? Although not really, if you consider their romantic history.
Oh and you know what ELSE Chris revealed in the same interview? He's a member of the mile high club!
"I was a naughty, naughty boy. It was kind of quick: it wasn’t one for the record books."
Unfortunately he didn't divulge if he joined this sexy club with the help of Rihanna…
But we have a feeling Bad Gal Ri likes to get into all sorts of erotic shenanigans, LOLz!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]