No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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If this rumor is true… are you f*cking KIDDING us with this behavior, Lindz?
Even though Lindsay Lohan caused mass media frenzy when she randomly PEACED on Morningside Recovery because she reportedly didn't like the facilities AND apparently insisted that her just re-hired lawyer Shawn Holley cut a deal to relocate her to the Betty Ford Center, it seems the former child star is NOT happy with her new home (for the next 90 days) and is already asking to be moved.
In fact, not only Is Lilo repeating her mantra of "I don't need rehab," she's allegedly telling people at the treatment facility that Betty Ford is not the best place for her at this time.
Which we totally agree with, seeing as JAIL would probably be the best place for her at this time… but we digress.
"Lindsay is already begging to switch out of Betty Ford. She has been complaining to everyone that will listen that she doesn’t want to be there and that it isn’t the best place for her. Lindsay says she wants to go to either a treatment center in Hawaii, Crossroad Centre in Antigua, or even Lukens Institute in Florida."
Yeaahhh… see the thing with doing TIME for a CRIME that you have COMMITTED is that the choice of "punishment"/"treatment" is not generally left up to the perpetrator.
But as Lilo has proved, if you are a celeb and if you cause a big enough STINK, then people will generally bend over backwards to accommodate your wishes.
Just wait… we bet Lindz will be out of Betty Ford and into a
spa rehab of her choice within the week!