Umph! Umph! Umph!
We don't care if he does an impression of the rotting corpse of John Quincy Adams, Eric Northman can do NO wrong!
The adorably delectable, deliciously scrumptious, perfectly perfect, marvelous man that is Alexander Skarsgård attended Monday's punktastic Met Gala and — SPOILER ALERT — he was sex on a stick!!
The fun didn't end there, either! Cameras caught the True Blood star leaving an after party looking all sorts of tipsy!!
We aren't sure whether ASkars drank a quart of Type O positive or a gallon of Ketel One, but he gave the trailing Paparazzo a perfect impression of former U.S. President Richard M. Nixon!!
Tricky Dick was best remembered for his role in Watergate, which is ironic considering Alexander's role in flooding panties all up and down the streets of Manhattan!
See more pics of the marvelous man (below)!
[Image via WENN & Splash News.]
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