Jackie Chan's son, Jaycee Chan, is not getting off the hook this time.
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Although Lilo IS probably over the moon about the fact that Betty Ford is letting her take Adderall!
Mommy Dearest Dina Lohan claims her daughter knows she needs help, is "happy" that she has this time to work on herself, AND that she even apologized directly to Dina because she's apparently "sorry" for all the drama that she's caused.
HA! Likely story.
"I am so relieved and thankful that Lindsay is getting the help she needs in a credible place. She actually wanted to go, whether the court said to or not. She is happy there, to get introspective and get back on the right track.
The people are so dedicated at [Betty Ford]. It is a great facility. [Lindsay] didn't give anyone trouble. She had just gotten word [that Morningside] wasn't approved by the court. She didn't want to unpack and then a few days later have to move. She felt it was best to get into a place that the court has approved and let her start her treatment. They are very protective of paparazzi and leaks and very professional. She just needs to heal peacefully and quietly.
[Lindsay] is gonna be OK. She has a different frame of mind this time. She realizes and she knows she needs help this time.
She was like, 'I'm sorry, Mommy.' And I tell her, 'Don't say you are sorry. You just have to work on yourself and on getting well. Don't beat yourself up.'"
She even goes so far as to call Lilo's fired, incompetant (at least by the Judge's standards) lawyer Mark Heller a "sweetheart!"
As much as we'd LOVE to believe Dina's version of reality, we can't help but think she's spinning stories.
But hey, perhaps Lilo really IS wanting to change her hAArd pAArtying ways, and really DOES want to use her time at rehab to better herself!
Or maybe we're just living in a fantasy land. Just like Dina, LOLz!
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