Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Grab a paper bag Directioners! This news could cause hyperventilation!
Ed Sheeran — tasty ginger biscuit and writer of One Direction tunes — recently shared all sorts of juicy juice concerning the band's upcoming third album, which we already know will be released come Christmas time…
Like how the whole recording is already COMPLETE!
The Little Things scribe revealed:
"I haven't done any songs on this one; I've actually kind of cut myself from giving any people songs at the moment, because I want to make my album. I was approached, and it wasn't so much a 'No,' it was just a 'I want to write tunes for myself at the moment.'
Once my album's done, then we'll see. But their album is already finished."
Wait… when did the boys of One Direction have time to record their album?! Did they squeeze in studio time between romancing the ladies, going on a mind expanding trip to Africa, and touring the globe?!
It seems that Ed may be ill informed, as a spokesperson for their record label has stated:
"The guys are still very much working on their new album."
HMMM, verrrrryy curious indeed!