This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
No, we don't mean the glorious candied treat with carmel, chocolate, fudge, and peanuts! It's actually Henry Cavill's divinely chiseled body that just took our breath away!
Mmm! All this talk about nuts and the ahmazingly adorable actor's fabulous form just a steal girder in our Superman underoos!!
Especially considering how hot he looks in this latest Man of Steel TV spot (above)!
Umph!!! He's damned fine! Especially for an extra-terrestrial!
We PRAY a scene in the upcoming flick features Michael Shannon's villain capturing Henry, forcibly removing his shirt, and shaving off most of his chest hair — leaving only a thicket shaped like the letter "S."
Maybe if we all close our eyes, cross our fingers, and make a wish… It will come true!
Man of Steel flies into theaters — faster than a speeding bullet, mind you — on June 14.