If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Martha Stewart, expert on LIFE, has been venturing into the world of online dating, not so much to find "the one" but because recently she's all about experiencing new things (kinda like she did with Snoop
Dogg Lion LOLz!)!
But after officially posting a profile to Match.com, girl had to narrow her choices down from a mere THOUSAND…
And she ended up settling on two dudes, Stan and Larry!
Martha appeared on the Today show and actually MET her two suitors — one a filmmaker and one an executive for the international steel trade — for the first time!
Ch-ch-check out the ADORABLE meet and greet (above)!
EEEeeee! We can't WAIT to see how her dates go!