This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
As if being famous cutie pies isn't enough, our One Direction boys are also about to be filthy, stinkin' rich!
Even more so than usual!
Those devilish darlings are gearing up for a hefty payday as they prep for the release of their third album AND their 3D movie AND a major deal with Pepsi!
Meanwhile Taylor Swift works with Diet Coke? How inneresting…
Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne are about to score AT LEAST $77 million for all their new projects occurring in just the next six months!
Per day, that's about…nevermind. We don't want to know.
Unfortunately, despite how busy they are, fans are still going to have to wait for new music because their third album is apparently still being worked on and doesn't have a release date set.
Well, if these boys weren’t hot shizz before, they most certainly are now…and SUPER RICH hot shizz at that!
It's good to be 1D!
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