That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Tom Cruise has been doing great at the box office the past couple of years with big hits like Oblivion and Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol!
But in 2014, he's going to Kill!
"We have tremendous confidence in All You Need is Kill and view it as a perfect tent pole for the Summer frame, with its combination of great cast, compelling story and tremendous action."
Tom Cruise, tremendous, pole- got it! LOLz! So what else did Warners unveil for next year? A follow-up to the surprise hit 300!
Originally scheduled for release this year, the sequel has been pushed to March reportedly due to CGI difficulties. Dan says:
"Moving 300: Rise of an Empire to March 7 continues in the tradition of the first 300, and kicks off the Spring movie-going season in epic style. The film is on track to become all that audiences have come to expect from the franchise."
Hmm… A six-pack of abs, times 300, multiplied by 2 equals…
3600 ABS! Totes worth the wait! LOLz!
[Image via Warner Bros..]