That's right, Kim Kardashian is apparently not buying the popular interpretation of what happened!
Omg, and all is back to normal!
We were so worried Reese Witherspoon had jumped down some rabbit hole and turned into America's bada** after being arrested for disorderly conduct and then sporting a totes fake Atlanta Police Department hat, but fear not!
America's sweetheart is ours again!
Reese is back to blonde after a brief and unfortunate stint as a rebellious brunette.
The actress was spotted looking cozy with hubby Jim Toth as they cheered on her son, Deacon, during a football game.
Phew…blonde, at her son's football game, sober, not yelling that she's an American citizen.
It looks like we survived the Twilight Zone!
[Image via Pablo/Stoianov/FameFlynet Pictures.]