All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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No, we're not overexaggerating on that number.
Ashley Tisdale's is understandably freaked the f**k out after a crazy fan tweeted her a whopping 18,888 times AND THEN showed up at her Los Angeles home!
The Scary Movie 5 starlet's cyber-turned-real-life stalker —who seems to be a man— seemingly believes he is in some sort of relationship with Ash.
"My body is yours & even as friends I f***in love how I make u feel like mom maybe we both got issues cuz nobody's perfect."
"I'll never lose u baby even in 20 years til infinity you'll always b my best friend."
"Let it all out on me u can have my heart put a lock on it throw away the key & my soul is yours to keep."
We'd be shivering in our Versace heels if we were her!
Thankfully though, the cops are on top of it and have identified the suspect.
Even if he won't cause any harm, this dude has done enough to cause some SERIOUS nightmares, but fortunately Ash's tall drink of a hunk, Christopher French, is there to cuddle and soothe her anxiety.
Best protect our gurl, Chris!