So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!
From bad boy nekkid in Las Vegas to do-gooder looking sharp in New Jersey!
Prince Harry's latest trip to the U.S. is quite different than his most famous trip to this side of the pond.
And as much as we love that nude-lovin' party animal side - and we DO - we're really loving what we're seeing here!
Prince Harry headed to New Jersey to visit Mantoloking and Seaside Heights which were most affected by Superstorm Sandy.
After his arrival to Seaside Heights with 10 suburbans in tow, we found out EXCLUSIVELY that he was quite friendly from the get-go. He toured the devastation that hit the boardwalk and played a few games, but he didn't leave without making time for the many people who came out to catch even just a glimpse of him.
Not only did he stop to greet residents while his team tried to lead him to his car, but he also spent a while chatting up quite a few of them!
And nooo, he wasn't chatting them up for dates!
Between shaking hands, thanking residents for stopping by to see him and cutely asking if it was always so sunny in New Jersey, it sounds like Prince Harry is trying to give Kate Middleton a run for her money in the Miss Congeniality competition!
Just don't let him hold a baby or our hearts will be a big pile of mush!
Ch-ch-check out more pics (below)!