Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
We certainly didn't, but apparently the seksi singer and our little Jersey meatball are sisters from another mister!
They DO both have some legendary dance moves!
But more than that, it seems Selenita is just as much a pickle fan as the Jersey Shore guidette.
"Incense, pickles always. I don't know. I actually have a boring rider. I'll be honest… ramen. That's what I have. I'm more about food and apparently incense."
As if Selena could be any more down-to-earth, she's topped herself here.
How totally normal is her list?!
And seriously, why isn't Snooks out on tour with her??
She could be a backup dancer! Maybe??
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