This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Gurl didn't just admit she was single for no reason!
Selena Gomez might seem like she's just living her life, but she has a plan.
Oooh, we love juicy and occasionally naughty plans!
She's been riding a damn bumpy rollercoaster with Justin Bieber lately, but she's in control now.
Unfortunately, it's not reeeeally in the dominatrix way we were hoping.
After briefly reuniting for a
booty call few kisses, Selenita is putting a stop to all the fun and games!
While it appeared she was the one in this for some casual coziness, it's the Biebs who is keeping it casual…far too casual for Selena's taste as a source revealed:
"Selena felt like a booty call after she came back, and then Justin went back to his old games by ignoring her calls, etc. She did that interview to remind him that she’s a precious princess and he needs to respect her. Is she trying to make him jealous? Hell yeah. She needs to feel wanted or she will cool things off again. If they didn’t have the history they do, she would not be putting up with all of this."
Someone's back in the driver's seat! With a whip? Okay, okay, we get it…no Fifty Shades of Grey for Selena.
The Biebs has been totes romantic with her in the past with gestures like renting out the Staples Center for a private date and viewing of Titanic, but we think he's going to have to step it up to win her back for good.
Can he rent out the whole city of El Lay for a date??
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