This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Chris Evans gives 'arm candy' a whole new meaning!!!!
Don't his rippling muscles just look good enough to eat!??!? Or lick, or bite, or suck, or whatever!!!
Chris and co-star Scarlett Johansson were spotted once again on the set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier just recently, and their looks have officially surpassed patriotic boner-hood and moved into the realm of patriotic EXPLOSIONS!!
Like fireworks, you dirties!!
Actually no, you caught us! We were totes referring to the other kind of explosion, LOLz!!
These two seriously make us love America, ha!!!
Check out some recent pics of them on set! (below)
[Image via Splash News.]