Donald Trump sure knows what he's doing!
Awwww, how sweet… that would have been if the post wasn't slathered in self-promotion!
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By the sparkling sea-spork of Poseidon, we never!!
Much to his shock and "aww s**t," the 34-year-old actor's glorious German partner told cameras that her summer secrets for cooling down include frolicking in the NUDE and frequent SKINNY DIPPING sessions in their secluded home's pool!
"Well, I prefer to go naked, but we have a pool, and actually our house is sort of in the middle of nowhere, so skinny-dipping is still an option."
The Fringe star was frazzled when she let their seXXXy pastimes slip because he knows this might mean more frequent visits from
paparazzi his bestie, Perez, LOLz!!!
Don't stop letting your dong dangle free in Dawson's Creek on our account, Pacey!
We promise not to
take publish any pictures!!
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