This story is five-pieces of extra crispy MADNESS with a side of mashed potatoes and
Trying to circumvent certain Israeli-led food embargoes in the Gaza Strip, brave souls with a penchant for fast food are smuggling KFC into their neighborhoods through underground tunnels!!
Since Hamas took control in the region, many aspects of life have gotten much harder for residents and there is no longer easy access to many deliciously unhealthy fast-food joints!!
Chicken enthusiasts, however, will NOT be denied!
Daring entrepreneurs are risking life, limb, and early-onset obesity to import lukewarm, bootleg chicken from Egyptian and are carrying it through subterranean tunnels (above)!!
We won't wholeheartedly endorse greasy bucket sof chicken brain, but we are impressed by the resolve of these chicken-runners!
Colonel Sanders' invasion probably won't stop until every man, woman, and child in Middle East has the chance to taste
liberty and democracy KFC's original recipe chicken breast for themselves!!
Now, how difficult would it be to acquire Doritos Locos tacos from Taco Bell? LOLz!!
[Image via Twitter.]
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