He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
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RiRi would certainly be wearing a crown if that's how it went down.
Mileybird might've been named the #1 hottie on Maxim's Hot 100 list, but she thinks they got it wrong!
Miley admitted she's chosen someone else as Maxim's top girl:
"I think Rihanna. She is so sexy!"
Well, we're not too surprised with this one.
Miley's certainly following in her pot-smoking, scantily clad footsteps!
But it was Mileybird who snagged the famous title AND let it slip a little early!
"My first reaction was to go straight to Twitter but I had to keep my paws off my phone. I think I announced it four days earlier by accident, but it was all because I was so excited."
We don't blame you, gurl.
It's gotta be good to know you're still hot after shedding your good girl image!
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