While we HIGHLY suspect the legitimacy of this rumor, it would definitely make for one of the biggest celebrity sh*t-shows of all time if one of the world's biggest musical artists was fooling around with a man while his superstar girlfriend carried his child!
AHEM… MOVING ALONG…
People are making a big deal about Katie Holmes' weight.
But we don't guess it bothers her since they were making an even bigger deal about her marriage to Tom Cruise and their Scientology affiliations for five whole years.
In all seriousness though, she does look a bit skinnier than usual. They say it's from all the post-divorce/child-sharing dramz, but maybe — just maybe — all that on-set romancing has something to do with it.
BUT IN BETTER NEWS…
When the tabs aren't worried over the demise of Kimye, they're celebrating the many secret weddings!
An elopement in Paris?? Is Riccardo invited too?? LOLz!!
Meanwhile, Angelina Jolie gets the People cover for having the classiest celebrity story of the week (though let's be real, gurl has it for the year now). Her double mastectomy has inspired countless women to be more proactive in the battle against breast and ovarian cancer. Our applause for her will never end.
TH-TH-THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! TIL NEXT WEEK…. xoxo
[Image courtesy of inTouch.]