Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
This year's Cannes Film Festival feels like it is slowly turning into a crime zone!
Last week, Christoph Waltz's life was seemingly in danger when blank gunshots were fired during an interview AND in another incident, sparkling Chopard jewels were snatched from a hotel room.
But the crime unfortunately hasn't stopped there!
It is now being reported that China Film Group vice president Zhang Qiang was forced to skip out on his press conference for Keanu Reeves' directorial debut in Man of Tai Chi because his luggage was stolen from his temporary digs at Pierre & Vacances Résidence Cannes Beach.
Why so much wrongdoing at the movie industry's most ritzy of film fests?
"Security in France is so bad, and the [people] are so arrogant. This film festival is not worth mentioning!"
If security is actually lagging, we're sure this last incident will force officials to put their game faces on and get down to crime fighting business.
On the brightside, this gives the Chinese exec the PERFECT excuse to get a French makeover???! LOLz!