Why so sad? Oh right. Because Obama's successor is already showing what an unaware buffoon he is.
Did you see that embarrassing interview on Fox & Friends?? Just let Colbert break it down for you (below)!
[Image via CBS.]
Cannes pro? You're out on the town, dressed to the nines, partying with Hollywood VIPs!
Cannes con? Your security doesn't know you or speak your language!
It wasn't the infamous paparazzi that kept getting past security- it was an overeager fan!
And when the young woman pushed up against Paris to take selfies with the star, River hulked out! The model gave the giggling girl a VIOLENT SHOVE! Not cool!
Gurl went off on her security guard, letting him know in plain English she did NOT appreciate being handled that way!
We guess the French Riviera hasn't been as relaxing for the couple as one might guess!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]