Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Umph!! Ed Sheeran writes the world's most beautiful love songs!
Each one capable of melting our heart into a warm mass of goop!
We're 93% sure the brilliant Brit could serenade us by reading ingredients off the back of a Cocoa Krispies box — his voice is just that soothingly sultry!!!
Ch-ch-check out his pristine performance of Lego House (above) on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today!!
If this gut-wrenching acoustic ballad doesn't make the ground quake beneath your feet, you probably weren't paying attention!
Ugh!! We adore him soooo much!!