All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
Lindsay Lohan may be on the hunt for a quick energy/focus fix now that her Adderall has reportedly been confiscated at rehab, but it seems the scandal-attracting redhead is also on the hunt for something else…
A hunky slice of man pie to satisfy her every need!
So how does one who is currently stuck in court-ordered treatment find love?
Online dating, DUH!
Ch-ch-check out Lindsay's eHarmony dating profile (above)!
LOLzzz! OK, so obviously this is a jest, and we kinda love that Lilo is totes down to laugh at herself.
Something that the actress just doesn't seem to understand.
P.S. - Remember the last time Lindsay was filmed with this song playing in the background? Yeah, that's right… The Parent Trap! Simpler times!