Home Videos Photos

Microsoft Unveils XBox One, Swears Steven Spielberg Will Helm Halo-Themed TV Show!

| Filed under: TV NewsTech TalkSteven Spielberg

xbox one microsoft reveal steven spielberg halo release

Raindrops on Zefron and whiskers on Clooney / Eating real healthy and watching The Goonies / Tightly packed Speedos hiding long dangly wangs / These are a few of our favorite thangs!!

Also, video games!!! How could we forget video games?!

Thankfully, Microsoft hasn't!

They unveiled the fabulously fresh Xbox One today and it truly looks to be the future of gaming!

It's been one-four score and three years ago since our forefathers minds were blown and balls were fondled by 2005's Xbox 360, but we've totally been salivating for more!

The forthcoming XBox One has a fresh design (above), a built-in Blu-ray player, and 8GB of RAM and an 8-core CPU — both of which should allow more graphically intense games!

Even more exciting is Microsoft's new content in development!

They teamed up with Steven Spielberg to produce a Halo-themed TV show!

Woot! Woot! It's like our inner-nerd just popped six Viagra at once, because its raging boner of happiness just wont quit!

Microsoft plans to release XBox One later this year and we can't wait to get our hands on one!!

[Image via Microsoft.]

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

The 24 Most Heartbreaking TV Deaths From Last Season
Party Of Five Stars: Where Are They Now??
11 Celebs Who Are Notorious For Being Not-So-Easy To Work With!!
Dancing With The Stars Season 19 Premiere Night Recap -- In GIFs!!!
10 Inspirations From The Past For The Apple Watch!
The Top Earning Actresses In TV!
Email this  »

5 comments to “Microsoft Unveils XBox One, Swears Steven Spielberg Will Helm Halo-Themed TV Show!”



  1. 1

    What a joke.
    The future of gaming? More like the future of television.



  2. 2

    XBox One and PS4. Nothing seems amazing from either consoles, maybe it was too soon to announce next gen consoles…

  3. XBoxOneSystem says – reply to this


    3

    See more at

  4. Chris says – reply to this


    4

    What they don't tell you is that the video camera and microphone are ALWAYS ON, and a hacker, could get hold of it, and start surrepticiously filming you if you have it in the house. Also, you can't loan games out, or play used games anymore, and it's not backward compatible with the XBOX 360.



  5. 5

    Looks like a Beta-Max.